sorry, i dodged that, your shoe came loose and destroyed a Russian satellite, causing the events of that one movie "Gravity" to happen. but don't worry, the Russians covered it up , saying they were experimenting with something.. bad news is, you caused the death of 4 astronauts, including George Clooney, and destroyed 2 major space stations and 47 satellites causing a world-wide information blackout, and crippling half of the internet. good news is; one astronaut survived somehow, and George Clooney broke the record for longest space walk just before he suffocated and became the worlds first human meat satellite in geosynchronous orbit. so its not all bad.... also your now being sued for 9 billion and 5000 dollars for NASA and numerous other company property damages. and by me (thence the extra 5000.) for attempted assault, and for a chunk of satellite that smashed into my car. i have a picture of it here:farm1.staticflickr.com/219/512… the shoe you lost may have also went into a black hole traveled back in time through it and caused the destruction of the planet Krypton. have a nice day.
HAH! heh heh heh lawl! Kerbals? meet Starcraft II.
also, before this turns into an obscure epic rap-battle of history, the Empire called. with a lawsuit.
turns out the rebels didn't blew up the first death-star, your a fore mentioned shoe flew into the sector after Krypton and went in before those photon torpedoes did.
and since the Death-Star is the size of a small moon, with over a trillion metric tons of metals both rare and expensive, which is the equivalent of all hardware and materials forcibly assembled from 9 different planets throughout the Empire, i'd say "chump change" is all you've got left.
I imagine your shoeless foot is getting cold by now.
damn right i had to kick her! who knows? she might have landed on the moon and had a nice tea-party with Princess Luna.
now it would behoove you to keep such language off the keyboard sir, or madam.
just the mere fact you resorted to vulgarities suggests you could not keep up with a witty retort in our text-joust! shame on ya!
saying how much you failed is one thing, but directly hurling insults is another, and it shows 2 points less of maturity then what this joust implied. (which was at about 5/10 for both of us content wise, but you dropped to 3 with your foul text. again shame on you.)
good thing theres no air or satellite monitors out in space, else Scootaloo would have read your reply and would have been ashamed, just before she became a meteorite-ER i mean went to a fabulous royal tea-party.